hanksgiving is just days away, which means it’s time to re-watch that
Gilmore Girls
episode, “A Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving” to get us into the spirit
of things. This episode has it all: Rory/Jess/Dean drama, Kirk gets a
cat, Luke trying not to show how much the Gilmore gals mean to him,
Jackson deep frying a turkey, drunk Sookie, Lane’s first kiss with,
Paris being Paris, and a nice kerfuffle between Lorelai and her parents.
In honor of the holiday and my love of all things Gilmore, I’ve created
a guide on how you, too, can celebrate Thanksgiving just like a Gilmore
Girl. Let us give thanks and begin:
Volunteer At A Soup Kitchen
Invoke your inner Paris Geller and make your way to
your local soup kitchen or homeless shelter and volunteer to help out.
If you don’t have enough time to stay and cook or serve food, you could
also take up a collection of canned goods and drop them off, or make a
donation so others can purchase a Thanksgiving meal. Sure, Paris is
technically looking to volunteer so it looks good on her college
applications, but she does admit she also does it for “the good of
mankind,” and at this time of year, we’d like to give her the benefit of
the doubt.
Try To Hit Up More Than One Thanksgiving Dinner
The Gilmores are a popular duo in Stars Hollow. So
much so that they end up booking themselves for a total of FOUR
Thanksgiving dinners: The Kims, Sookie and Jackson’s, Luke’s, and the
elder Gilmores. While that may sound like a pain to some, I think it
sounds awesome. For one, you get to socialize with tons of friends and
family, many of whom you might not see often enough. For another, if
there is a dinner or two in there involving people who might cause some
drama in your life (such as Lorelai’s hesitation at having Thanksgiving
dinner with her parents), it won’t be so bad because you won’t have to
spend more than an hour or so there. Less time means less chance of it
ending up in a not-so-friendly food fight. Plus, think of all the
different types of food you’ll get to eat! More than likely at least 2
different kinds of stuffing and 4 different kinds of pie.
…But Make Sure To Leave Room For Each One
Having 2 to 4 dinners back to back might be a bit
difficult on the body, so the Gilmores have a few tips for y’all on this
front. For one, skip the rolls. Rolls are completely unnecessary filler
food that you only need to eat if the green bean casserole isn’t done
cooking or if someone knocked over the cranberry sauce. Also, consider
bringing a few Tums on hand for the possibility of your turkey turning
on you. Then again, if your eating skills are on par with Lorelai
Gilmore, you could probably skip that and just go in there with a
positive, can-eat attitude. You can do it!
Make A Few Bucks Working A Little On The Holiday
Pull a Dean and rake in extra cash. Most places give
at least time and a half for your troubles. Extra money for holiday
gifts is never a bad thing.
Bring Flowers To All Your Hosts
Bringing the host a gift is always a nice gesture.
Plus adding some gorgeous, seasonal flowers to the occasion will only
add to the festive ambiance. And if your host is anything like Luke,
consider also buying them a small vase to put them in.
Plus Some Cranberry Sauce
Because there can never be too much. The Gilmore
Girls prefer theirs canned, but personally, I’m a big fan of making my
own. It’s the easiest thing to make for Thanksgiving.
Try out this recipe and see for yourself.
…Add Some Chocolate Turkeys, To Boot!
Unless of course they’re Mrs. Kim. Might not be too late to order these
sweet treats from Godiva!
Avoid Your Exes
Because the last thing you need is any awkward
encounters that might ruin your appetite. Feel free to let friends or
family (or your own personal Lorelai) run interference if need be.
Open Yourself Up To Trying New Foods
Mrs. Kim, being a vegetarian, serves Tofurkey at her dinner. Being a
vegetarian myself, it’s always nice when non-veg folk try out some of my
personal favorites. I’ll probably be opting for a Field Roast for
myself this year. But if you end up needing to dispose of foods you end
up not liking, stuffing them inside some extra napkins so as to avoid
insulting the chef might work.
Wear A Fabulous Autumn Coat
If it’s cold enough where you are, that is. These ladies always look sharp.
Decorate Like Sookie
Between her beautiful cornucopias, the turkey table
runners, and the floral wreaths, who wouldn’t want to enjoy Thanksgiving
at her house? If you’ll be the one hosting the party, we suggest you go
all out.
No go out there and get your Gilmore on this Thanksgiving!
